OK, ok, yes, we have moved a lot.
But this really, really is news.
We’re going big this time!
I know, we’ve worn out our welcome, used up our chances, tipped over the scales, cried wolf once too often, exhausted our credit, and pulled the cloth back on the man behind the curtain one too many times.
But this time, it really, really, really is news.
“But haven’t you moved like 8 times in the last 7 years?”
Wow, yes, thank you for keeping track. Truly, I’m impressed.
“Haven’t you AVERAGED moving 3 out of every 4 years in the 22 you’ve been married?”
Well…something like that. It was that at one point. The average may have gone up a little bit.
“Is that probably because you moved 4 times in 2016 alone??”
Yes, yes, it probably is. Yes we did.
“And you expect us to believe that THIS move is now somehow newsworthy?”
Yes. Yes, we do.
“WHY?!?”
And that, my friends, is what we will attempt to answer next.
I’m ready for some good news. Don’t keep us in suspense to long.
I meant to post it immediately. “Family” happened! 🙂
Next…. what’s next?????
Yes, YES! I realize to you and some this wasn’t news after all. We weren’t trying to psych anyone; there had just never been a general announcement made, so we needed to!